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Keep one for yourself for the two years of Mondays between calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe shirt itself:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft ringspun cotton unisex tee (Gildan 64000) — true to size with a relaxed fit; size up if you like extra room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn line art, printed to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA print that holds through the wash: machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, no bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe missionary who packs a sense of humor, the mom who earned the reminder, and anyone at the farewell who has ever been somebody’s kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does “return with honor and call your mother” mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Return with honor” is the charge missionary families send their sons and daughters out with. “Call your mother” is the amendment every mother silently attaches. 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